Not *my* pet, though. Hmmm, although I might be convinced to adopt the second one :)
Kitten stowaway abducted! Ok, not really. The kitten did stowaway in her owners suitcase, and she did take a nice little plane ride. I'm quite sure the plan was to pop out and surprise her owner at the destination. By that time, it would be too late to send her home, and she could enjoy a bit of a vacation. Imagine the look of shock on her feline features when she jumped out... to discover the suitcase had "accidentally" been picked up by some stranger! Needless to say she was less than pleased. Unfortunately for the catnabber, she expressed her discontent using her teeth and claws, and sat on the man's slowly cooling corpse while she called home for someone to come pick her up.*
* Portions of my report may have been fabricated
Speaking of kitties, goth girl Tasha was kicked off a London bus for wearing a leash. She considers herself a "pet" for her fiance. She doesn't work, and he does all the cooking and cleaning, including laying out her clothes for her. Personally, I think *he's* the freak. Still, she's cute enough, in kinda a Chelsea Clinton way ("pet" picture here).
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